Tyranids - Clarence

Clarence
Bio-Artillery Organism

Clarence is a rare and poorly understood Tyranid bio-form, believed to have been grown during a moment of questionable synaptic oversight. While his appearance suggests a certain… enthusiasm rather than precision, this should not be mistaken for weakness.

Mounted atop Clarence’s back is a wonky bio-cannon, grown slightly off-axis but still capable of hurling unstable plasmic biomass across the battlefield with alarming enthusiasm. The weapon emits either a single overcharged glob of searing energy or a series of unfocused but surprisingly effective blasts. Accuracy is optional. Damage is not.

Clarence is instantly recognisable by his distinctly derpy cranial structure, featuring asymmetrical plating and a permanently confused expression. Despite this, battlefield observations suggest Clarence is fully aware of what he’s doing. He simply chooses chaos.

The organism shuffles forward on heavy limbs, defended by chitinous armour plates that don’t quite line up, and wields secondary bio-limbs grown for close encounters — usually when Clarence has wandered too close to the enemy out of curiosity.

Clarence is supplied unpainted and requires assembly.
Minor asymmetry is not a defect. It is a feature.

Currently unavailable due to ongoing hive-fleet memes.